BONG RIP with NJWEEDMAN
Since I'm on "hiatus" at the Trentonian my Column "Passing the Joint" will be posted online here/ ( http://www.njweedman.com/index.php/my-thoughts-blog/443-signs) just a little heavier as "Bong Rips with NJWeedman":
For my first RIP I'm floating a "Political Bong Dream"
A 420 friendly congressional candidate - ("ME") says to those of you out there that take bong rips too - now is the time to do it before continuing this 420 thought.
Bubble bubble bubble -
Ok now that - RIP is out of the way here is my political fund raising idea (a 420 Pothead thought)
It would have to go viral, potheads from coast to coast would have to buy 1 sign for Thieke own front yard this election year - ( take a toke and write me in your district to if you want) - if "dees nuts" can get a national political following - I should be able to in my Bong dreams. I just put it in the air ..... How many stoners will pass this RIP?
Pass the BONG now if your with someone if not - TAKE A another RIP now:
Bubble bubble bubble
Think about it this way - once $1,200 is raised 200 signs could be produced and shipped.
So at $25 a sign sold;50 signs (pre-sold) could fund the first order of 200 signs, so the remaining 150 would be totally profit basically $3500 if all sold.
(Hum take another "BONG RiP" and then say in "Redmans voice" )
At that point if things were good in the online sales, we would "reup" with the $3,500 basically "flipping" /
$3,500 would buy at least 16,500 signs (which if all sold came to = with some *fudging comes to approximately $420,000)
*i was fudging to get at 420,ooo
Imaging how I could saturate NEW JERSEY with various "pro-legalization" ads. I could even slip a few anti-Christie ads in - (I could point out in some ads at how US aTTOrney Chris Christie allowed state of New Jersey authorities to imprison me for "the politics of pot jersey style" ( name of one of my books ) see- http://www.njweedman.com/censorship.html )
Can potheads across the country help "NJWEEDMAN's" congressional run?
Would potheads in other parts of the country "buy" njweedman political signs for $25 - to support his New Jersey Congressional bid?
P.S. - it wasn't meant to be accurate -